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cherry-girl010:

gorgeous-glam:

♛Queen of Glam

http://cherry-girl010.tumblr.com/🍒

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via nihao-kailan)

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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via nihao-kailan)

me on my period
  • me: touch me and DIE
  • me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me: -cries for 3 hours-
  • me: oh my god i'm hungry
  • me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • me: -sneezes-
  • me: THE END IS HERE
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iplayydirtyy:

my upload
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THEME.